making a mountain out of a... mountain?

Dear would-be fashion designers of plus-size clothing,

If you decide you want to venture into the Reubenesque market, here's a little secret: fat girls don't want to look fatter than they are. I say this with personal authority and I'm nowhere near a 30-32.

And here's another little observation which might suprise you: women are not tabletops to be covered in crocheted malarkey.

For realz, this is neither beautiful NOR sexy. It is not charming. And the border? Is not effective.

http://www.folksy.com/items/381305-Plus-size-top-for-spring-beautiful-and-sexy-30-32-