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Saturday 27 March 2010

nothin' says sexy like pearl beans...

hey baby, you're looking sexy tonight... in your sexy beige knitted sleeves...with pearl beans... aw yeah... *cue bad PRON music from 70's PRON*

http://www.folksy.com/items/105970

Forgive our ignorance, but me and the Oxford English Dictionary understood a shrug to be "A woman's short jacket or sweater open down the front." We clearly hadn't appreciated that "short" can mean "non-existant". I mean, I "sleeve-shrug" doesn't exist. If it's not a jumper then it's a shrug. If it's not a shrug THEN IT IS JUST KNITTED SLEEVES.

The OED and I are also puzzled about "decolette" and we're neither of us sure that we want it made around our neck, wide or not.

Above all, we would rather not pay £60 (sorry - £59.99) for 2 sleeves.

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